If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
*gets drivers license*
old person: looks like im gonna have to stay off the roads!
Can I be Sally?? PLEASE OMFG
the deadmau5 photo tho ha ha ha
there is nothing better than knowing a puppy likes u more than it likes its owner
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry.
that was the worst pun ever but im laughing